Monday, December 19, 2005

Puppet Autopsy

The Dead Puppet Show - this gives me the willies [shudder]

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I think I'm going to be sick..

Cute Overload! ;) - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Unfortunately.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Duck, Duck, Goose

FamilyFun: Duck, Duck, Goose - this is evidently some new definition of the word 'fun' I haven't previously encountered....

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Donner

The most loveable and sweet reindeer, you're also a total dork!

Why You're Naughty: You keep (accidentally) tripping the other reindeer while flying.

Why You're Nice: You're always smiling, even if you've fallen flat on your horns.

Friday, December 09, 2005

WTF?!?!?

New-look Pooh 'has girl friend' - What next? Tigger turns into a transformer? Eeyore to be replaced by My Little Pony???

This is not Pooh - this is simply another case of greedy americans Just Not Getting It.

So they went off together. But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing

sigh

It's on Wikipedia so it MUST be true. Right?:

The Bearatross - "Some believe that the bearatross is a fictional creature, while others maintain that they were wiped out in a war to determine the King of all bearatrossen".

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

No sh*t?!?

I hope they don't have one of these featuring a bear or else I'm in BIG trouble....

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Monday, October 24, 2005

That Monday morning feeling...

...Polar Bear style. I may not have actually done this, but in my little furry heart, I can empathise.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Things Koala Bears Would Say.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Things Koala Bears Would Say. - this is not accurate. It does not include "I am a myopic, flea-ridden sociopath" or "I AM NOT A BEAR!!"

Exactly what is a Marsupial anyway?

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Conan O'Brien vs. BEAR

Conan O'Brien vs. BEAR - gee, who to bet on...?



("Go Bears, Go Bears....")

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

If you go down to the mall today...

I've always liked the Swiss.

Quite apart from a really cool article about some peculiar Swiss Bears written by Diane Duane, they've always seemed bear-friendly. If you need proof, just check out the brilliant Teddy-Summer which is being run by the people of Zurich.

Only one thing puzzles me about this. Apparently they've had to ban the inclusion of one Bear in the parade on the grounds that it might corrupt local children. Now, admittedly getting dressed up in a black outfit with white studs might indicate an extreme love of the sport but I enjoy a good game of dominoes as much as the next bear and frankly I don't see how a Dominatrix Bear could be considered so dangerous.

Lucas plays dominoes - dominoes win

Thursday, April 07, 2005

I'm considering running for Pope

I hope I'm not too late. This guy looks like he's been working on his campaign for some time: Chuck's Official Campaign for Pope of the World

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Drawing a line in the...er...Snow

YELLOW SNOW FROM PANLOGIC - well you KNEW I was gonna blog this as soon as I found it....

Friday, January 28, 2005

Don't get any ideas.....

Gizmodo : Quattro Multi-Function Clock - apparently this alarm clock comes with a remote control embedded in a teddy bear. You hug the bear to trigger the snooze function.

And I thought it was just my electric personality...[sigh]